Arise…Sir Tom Jones
As the shadow of evil spreads ever further across our world, good people pray for heroes to arise and take a stand for what is right and noble. Today, in an effort to give the people the champion they so desire, England gave one of their most celebrated citizens the rank of knighthood. I speak of none other than the man whose life has inspired millions of people all over the world. A man whose voice commands the very pulse of our emotions, whether it’s the thrill of reaching a mountain top, or the sorrow of love lost. I speak of course, of Sir Tom Jones.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060329/ap_on_en_mu/tom_jones
It’s not unusual for a musician to be given such an honor. Sir Elton John, Sir Paul McCartney, and Sir Kid Rock have also been dubbed with knighthood. And these warriors continue to fight the good fight against the darkness.
It is rumored that the Queen has a special and extremely dangerous mission for Sir Tom. In fact, it is whispered amongst the halls of Buckingham Palace that the Queen has been orchestrating this moment for years. It is true that she and Sir Tom have met previously on several occasions, but they’ve never discussed the purpose of these talks. When asked about what they said to each other, Sir Tom simply says “I asked her ‘what’s new pussycat’? We just talked about music, love, and secret underground cults with plans of world domination. That’s it really. She’s a Lady and a good friend”.
Secrets are very much like an open sore. Something is always going to leak out. An undisclosed source close to the Queen had a few drinks and told anyone who would listen that Sir Tom and a handful of soldiers were being sent to Jerusalem in search of an ancient relic of immeasurable power.
Sir Tom confirmed that he is going to Israel, but that it is only a vacation and that he would soon return to his green, green grass of home. He denied any secret mission but added that should anyone know the location of a golden scepter with a diamond head that he’d love to take a look at it.
At his knighting ceremony Sir Tom said he looked forward to serving his Queen and country and that he regarded this service as his top priority. Adoring fans quizzed the one-time heartthrob if he would ever take time to find love but Sir Tom answered that he may never fall in love again.
Sir Tom has postponed his upcoming concert tour indefinitely. When disappointed fans flooded his Web site with their grumbling, Sir Tom responded that if things didn’t go well this week, his music, and music, in general, wouldn’t matter to anyone ever again. He declined to elaborate on this comment.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060329/ap_on_en_mu/tom_jones
It’s not unusual for a musician to be given such an honor. Sir Elton John, Sir Paul McCartney, and Sir Kid Rock have also been dubbed with knighthood. And these warriors continue to fight the good fight against the darkness.
It is rumored that the Queen has a special and extremely dangerous mission for Sir Tom. In fact, it is whispered amongst the halls of Buckingham Palace that the Queen has been orchestrating this moment for years. It is true that she and Sir Tom have met previously on several occasions, but they’ve never discussed the purpose of these talks. When asked about what they said to each other, Sir Tom simply says “I asked her ‘what’s new pussycat’? We just talked about music, love, and secret underground cults with plans of world domination. That’s it really. She’s a Lady and a good friend”.
Secrets are very much like an open sore. Something is always going to leak out. An undisclosed source close to the Queen had a few drinks and told anyone who would listen that Sir Tom and a handful of soldiers were being sent to Jerusalem in search of an ancient relic of immeasurable power.
Sir Tom confirmed that he is going to Israel, but that it is only a vacation and that he would soon return to his green, green grass of home. He denied any secret mission but added that should anyone know the location of a golden scepter with a diamond head that he’d love to take a look at it.
At his knighting ceremony Sir Tom said he looked forward to serving his Queen and country and that he regarded this service as his top priority. Adoring fans quizzed the one-time heartthrob if he would ever take time to find love but Sir Tom answered that he may never fall in love again.
Sir Tom has postponed his upcoming concert tour indefinitely. When disappointed fans flooded his Web site with their grumbling, Sir Tom responded that if things didn’t go well this week, his music, and music, in general, wouldn’t matter to anyone ever again. He declined to elaborate on this comment.
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