Snakes on a Plane

Quick one today. If you’re Samuel Jackson, you probably have more than a thousand films you could choose to do. With hits like Pulp Fiction, Die Hard 3 and Shaft, Jackson is an A-list superstar. So imagine my surprise, and might I add delighted surprise, when I heard the title of his next film is “Snakes on a Plane”.


I kid you not, and it’s exactly what it sounds like. Some guy is going to rat on a mob boss and so the mafia release a bunch of snakes on his flight. Sam Jackson is the FBI agent who has to protect the squealer from the deadly serpents. What’s not to like?!!


I bet the quotes from this film are going to be legendary, and unprintable.

And I also bet it’s going to be a hit, and it’s already opening doors for similar films already in pre-production such as Bats on a Bus, Cats in a Canoe, or the chilling gorefest, Bears on an Escalator.